Can't be Fkd

lalalalalalalalala crappy love song
lalalalalalalaa brain flushed down the toilet
beep...beep...beep unoccupied mind but still flashes of the future made with collaged images of the past.
Its all so pretty in the snow, you know snow in the dark, when you only have to trust its white during the day. Something about the reflection of light, and the lack of it in the dark. No don't worry, not another nature post. Just..just..need certainty. Need a royal flush of the mind so as to assure myself that nothing is going to go wrong. That nothing is going to go as i think. a month...is too long, 5 monthes is okay. but this last month, is waahaaay to long.

So enough of the personal crap. Lets speak to the masses. Lets brainwash them properly with humoristic-intelligentic banter. So i was in Boston today again, for obvious reasons. CHRISTMAS SHOPPING, and mainly SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH MONEY ON CLOTHES because America is turning me into a fat poop. So after spending a wooping 9 horus ina mind numbing mall, we took a taxi back to the bus stop.
Now this taxi had it all; 4 wheels, 20 seats AND a DVD player. Mr taxi driver man was playing some traditional Morrocan jingles. Yeah it was fun, so were the potholes, in the middle of the city, and the CRAZY people zig zagging in front of us constantly. And then he put a DVD on like 1 minute before we got there. Oceans Eleven. My dearest friend Kate realises that at every pothole hes hitting, the meter is going up by 35cents. Trying to distract the helpless little Smith girls with a movie aaaaay. And yes we gave him a 70 cent tip. BUT besides that we were very shocked and apalled by the service.
Stores during sales, here, look like shops striving really hard to become warehouses.
You know those ppl who usually just look at you ugly and say "would you like some help?", or just even "Hello"....well in Victorias Secrets (yes, we just HAd to go in, pretty slutty stuff, but hey what to expect) so the sales person there had a whole speaker phone head set on, and shes telling us about coupons after victoria secret cash card after saving on taxes. When my buddy Steph says shes not interested, the ladies all like fake crying and saying aw now u made me cry. All this taking a good 3 mintues. 3 minutes of our valuable 9 hrs of shopping.
And NOoow for Zombie MOde
I neeeeeeeeeeEeEeed sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...*drool, splutter drool* sleeeeeeeeeeeep.
So excuse me ladies and gentlemen, while i rest my tired zombie eyes
Don't worry. i'll suck ur brains in my dreams :):)