27.7.04

Misadventures in GenevaVille

So our three brave protagonists were the only ones left in Geneva-Ville. Let me intruduce them, first the dashing blonde Serbian knight, the Brazilian snake charmeress and the female jester, troubadour, which logically am I. Hell i give you pat on the back if you have any clue who i'm talking about.
They set off on various modes of transport; the knight on the mystical blue steed which had to be fed with elixir or  today known as gas and the charmeress and I speeding at great speed on giant slithering orange dragonian monsters that electrified through the Ville. They had decided to arrive an hour early at the piece, which was to be shown at yonder Balexariata, featuring quite well respected player Guillaume Smithonia and his phatasmical futurisms about alien beings made out of bronze. Sadly, alack, and alas, all spots were taken. The Serbian knight guy was nearly in tears, the snake charmeress stood there, and i the ever welcoming jester tried to cheer the company with my ever welcoming amusements. (To be honest, I wasn't that sad, but shh don't tell the knight).
So they decided to go on the quest in search of ancient scrolls depicting other festivities, to place in the humble abode of the Serbian knight. Sadly, for some odd reason, the blue steed was not to be ridden again that adventure, because the knight had a sudden fondness for pushing his horse forwards instead of riding it. The charmeress and the jester had the lucky jobs of carrying the knights armour. They sometimes Accidentally dropping parts once or twice and throwing other parts in distant ditches, to show their fondness for this task. After miles of trudging into distant Genevan forests and marshlands, the three heros, arrived at the lair of the scrolls. Sadly, the knight did not have a subscription to that particular cave, and none of them could be bothered to pick a nice scroll. Deeply graved, they retired to their outside lair, El Parkeous. They amused themselves by telling each other amusing stories and push each other in shallow ponds, if not jumping around like monkeys and going "meep meep meep" . Oh, the times were great, and none got bored, and none complainéd, and they had a jolly merry time.

The End.

26.7.04

Being Cheap and Recycling Old Material

 RANDOMOSITY TEST by Me
 
INTRO
We've all seen monkeys walking down the street. But how many of us have actually started a conversation with one of them? It might seem silly, but this is the single most important reason as to why you are all...single.

TEST
1.
You're walking down the road and suddenly you see a very hot chick/guy, What are you thinking?
1. That stick on the ground arouses me
2. Man if I could have me a monkey right now
3. W00ties!
4. *blank*

2.
What do you say?
1. Hey Mama !(even if its a guy)
2. Excuse me, know where i might find me a monkey?
3. *giggle* hi *snort*
4. I shall smite thee fore thyn name isth Beezlebub

3.
You walk away content at your new conquest and go in to the local supermarket. You buy;
1. Yes
2. No

4.
After replinishing your empty stomach with that healthy food you decide to;
1. Jump in your batmobile and wear tight leaaather
2. Moonwalk back to that hot piece of Mama
3. Go to McDoodles
4. Meep!

5.
If apples are green and oranges are too, you know that;
1. apples=oranges
2. oranges taste funny when rotten
3. sour goodness
4. MeEep!

6.
What is your opinion on the general status of your mind?
1. Yes
2. No
3. Maybe
4. Ok, OK i admit; SOMETIMES

7.
Guess how many testicles Hitler had;
1. monotesticulAr
2. 2 and a half (yum YUM)
3. 3 like doctor eeevil
4. More?! ewww

8.
I have a mooonkey, I have a mooonkey lalalala and his name is;
1. Bill
2. Bob
3. Simia
4. Aapke

9.
This is a good number, 9 is very lucky, and so are;
1.Clovers
2. bad world leaders
3. bananas
4.duckies

10.
If your bf/gf saw a neon green lycra one piece in the store and your mate told you it turned them on, would you to please him or her, wear it?
1. Clothes?! ewwww
2. I'm a virgin
3. Hell yes, try to find a smaller one for my monkE
4. Man that thing is like a second skin to me

11.
The true question as to whether you're random enough for words is to ask yourself, do you REALLY think normal has any relationship to you?
1. nobody is normal, define normal first blah..blah
2. Click HERE for +99 points (muahahah)
3. Normality is relative to social conditions
4. Monkeys are pretty normal, so why can't i be?

12.
Finish the sentence, or the blanks, or both...^_^ A well rounded ___________ can give rise to a happy ___________
1. pineapple
2. circle
3. chickon
4. bussom

13.
Listen carefully. Do you hear anything?
1. the headless chickons going "peck peck" in brain
2. Bad Popular MusiK
3. My electrik toothbrush on fiaR
4. The sweet symphony of life trickling away

14.
And Finally, when lifes distractions bubble away, and you have but to think of the pure element of life, what do you think of?
1. I ownZ de elaMent
2. Bubbles! my Bubbles!
3. Why am i taking this test again?
4. Man's philosophy is barely part of the universe

RESULTS
Oh Poop, nO results. But if it makes you feel any better, you already failed BEING ALIVE HAhhahahaha *cough choke* ahem. What i diplomaticly Meant to say, is that every person is an individual and no matter how hard you try at the bullshit that lies above, you'll never be able to read my mind, so you're definitely a lucky induh vidual.

25.7.04

Seriously.

Back to writing being one big ball of ambiguity. Noone will ever know 100% intent behind a sentence that you write. What you write and how you write it, and how long it takes you to write it, are all influenced by what you were thinking that the moment, what was surrounding you, what you were hearing, and how many times you really thought over what you were going to write. So much of what we say is empty minded shit, it should be questionable how much of what we say should really be bothered to be said anyways.
Not enough useful conversation, maybe its Sunday, maybe its vacation, i feel boring and motivationless, not doing enough, not learning enough, not being inspired /inspiring enough today. Maybe i'm restless. With Certain people it feels as if nothing could ever said intelligent enough. Others it doesn't matter because it will just come at the wrong moments anyways. Depends how much F.A.Q you give. ( PS: Not in abbreviational sense, in onomaetopeaic "oh that sounds like a naughty word sense")

It made me go "oh. oh"- Avril Our CAnadian Buddee

Translation of the only important words  and pronounciation techniques in "Don't tell me"
By Teeny Bobber S*erA*
Xylophone faking pianoism
*Holding hands* *Kissing* oHH.. oHH *crying*
grgrgrgr fears bla bla go nye nye love guschth trust.....
giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives it allllllllllllll awayyyyyeeaahauugunghhgghg
*Careful listen to refrain, only comes back 4 times, so be attentive*
charm arm harm unggg
MY NECK,
 ass wopping...NEVER FOGEtt
(am ) REALLLY UPSETTT
YEAH THATS WHAT I ZAAID (!!?)
THROWWWWS IT ALL AWAYYYYYY *poof*
TAIYIIAIYYIMEE
CRAIIAYAIIIAAAY
TO DO
TO SAY
WAAAGNNGGNNNYEAH
über unexpected Tonality SWITCH
AAAWAAAGNNGGNNNYEAH
(bla bla bla bla)
AlOoOOOGnne anyways *waddaya knoow*


 

23.7.04

If every guy bullshited like that it would be a parallel universe

Ach, the irony of it all

1. Woman who isn't paranoid
So i'm sitting there in the tram, minding my own business letting the genevan landscape catch my daydream, when SUDDENLY a woman sits infront of me. Which is all dandy because that happens quite a lot you know ;). So i'm thinking , hm, thats quite weird, she was sitting up front before. So she apparantly reads my mind, and turns around and says (in french for those of you really wanting the story to be accurate) " Yeah i'm sorry about sitting infront of you but that creep sitting over there " points " is really bugging me, he KEEPS on turning around to look at me". She turns back. Two seconds later , "Yeah some people, I'm sorry but they really are weird even though i'm sure they don't want ot be". Turns back, whipping hair in my face, turns to face me again, "No those creepy old guys I don't know what htey want from me" Same motions. "Not to be paranoid but some people really" Same motions " No but take advantage of your youth, because when you get to my age, everyyy things downhill". Continues muttering to herself.

2. No Pickpockets allowed in Geneva
Ever since i was a little girl, and aware to the existance pickpocketeurs, i new they didn't really exist. Not in Geneva at least. My friends got pickpockets, weird overtly wanting to be pickpockted tourists got pickpocketed, but they didn't really exist because in my mind i told them not to. Today one existed, he pickpocketed me in some fair thingie by the lake. Only ID card a hassle. But it doesn't really bother me. They've left me alone for 13 years. But to pick pocket me 1 month before i leave, maybe its linking to all my childhood beliefs being shattered. *sniff* tear tear

22.7.04

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Once Upon a Time, there was a little girl who thought she could write, but couldn't, so didn't.
The End
There should be parallels to my real life in that story but i'm too much in denial.
And if anyone was really worried out there, i'm not drunk at all, but what i have just realised these days is that my biorhythm is such that no matter how early it is, i still can't go to sleep before 1. Stupid Summer.
All lifes pleasures have been taken away from me.
Sleep- not allowed
Shopping- stupid sales force crap clothing and wrong sizes
Food- Too much available and too much time available
Males- Not present
Friends- Fun and whii but too lazy
Motivation- Yea well...
TV - *Meep*
Argh theres a bug stuck between the letters O and P on my keyboard. What to do?? if i ress the letter " " then i'll kill it :(  and if i dn't it'll lie there suffering :( cruel cruel wrlddd.
And now children, it is time for "Dix petits contes de la fermes"
Conte Une
Petit Cochon est coincé
 
Madame Dupré est fermière. Elle a deux enfants, Julie et Marc, et un chien, Caramel. Un Jour le petit  cochon avait très faim parce qu'il était coincé et confus Caramel avec un caramel. Julie et Marc aimait le jambon. Madame Dupré s'en foutait de tout le monde et se sentait skitzofrenique dans sa fèrme alors tua tout le monde avec une bombe nucleair faite maison.

~~La Fin~~
Morale: La Prochaine fois qu'une cochon se coince, mangez pas de caramels.

Yes french is fun, french is a blast but sometimes i feel it is time to kill the fun times with a bumper sticker quote "Grow Home made dope, Plant a man" (hahaha) took me about 4 reads to get it wasn't pro-stoner. Mais voilas quoi, c'est le sober state dont je suis.

18.7.04


I know Who You Are!

The Lamest Joke about a Duck

There was a man who had three sons. He gave each of them a duck and told them to go out and sell their duck for as much as possible.
The first son went out and sold his duck for $5, went home and told his dad what he had done. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer.
The second son also sold his duck for $5. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer.
The third son went out and saw a gorgeous blonde woman on the side of the road. He went up to her and said I'll give you my duck if you have sex with me. She considered it and said "Ok".They had sex and when they were done she said wow that was good, I'll give you your duck back if you'll do me again.The boy agreed.While they were having sex again, the duck got loose  and ran out into the road. They saw the duck escape and pulled their pants on but not quickly enough to prevent the duck from getting run over by a car. The driver jumped out of the car and said "I'm so sorry i killed your duck. I'll give you $40 dollars to make up for it.
When the third son finally returned home, his dad asked how much he had made. He said "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and forty bucks for a fucked up duck."

:)

Happiness is a twitching jaw because you've been smiling so much and a tingling sense in your eyes because you don't know whether to cry because you're so happy the moment happens or you're so sad that it might end. I'm sorry, but my time is now. Forever now. Quietly transient. Yes my now is screaming, screaming out to you. Sadly humans don't pass on their happiness as easily as they would want to. Sadly humans can't remember what the good times were like. But now is now is now is now. The present is now the past, yet the present is ever flowing syrupy goodness in more than just one direction. Let you have this moment once or twice or possibly always for now. Not for later, don't think of it let it hit you from behind and engulf you in a dazed trance. just be it. i'm so high on life. and you can't stop me. not now. not really. for a split second you did, but now i know not to let you. its not forever, but now is long enough to let it try to be forever.

The Elephant Man

So blogger has decided to become like so fancy its tripping my mind.
What i realise is that now i can't fake it anymore, it has to look good.
Because i have all the tools i'd ever want to make a nice looking post.
SO anyways, yesterday was fun. Can't, at this moment, remember why.
But it was. Let me think *hmm* Yeah we went bar hopping and it involved
me laughing at a lot of bad jokes both me and other people were making.
Gladly i don't think it was the alcohol as much as the good atmosphere.
Meepaliscious and lol ( said aloud, plus the cool hand movements).
Half of you don't have a clue what i'm on about but if i don't write this out,
in about a few monthes we'll never know why we laughed so hard back in the day.
The emptyness of recent days, fills me with a relaxed sense of satisfaction.
We deserve  a numbness for a while, a let go for the body before we worry about
responsbilities again.
 
 
 
 

13.7.04

Meep!


Oh, you don't want to tell me

In a placeless place would find me, In a heart shape come around me and
then, Melt me slowly down,


The air to this moment breathes in so good.

P.S: Deep contrasts of emotion and you just don't care

10.7.04

When i'm sad i eat.
Eating makes people fat.
"But how come you're fat now? You're not sad?"
Denial is a funny thing.
"But if you know you're in denial then shouldn't you loose wait due to the contradictive nature of your being?"
That is a very interesting point but *drops dead*.
"As you see it, my friends, thinking is not what the human race where set up to do"
In an alternate universe.
Moooo *eats grass*
"Moo? MOooo?"
Moo ha moo haa
"Moo blah *ten mins later* blah moo"
Mooooo *drops dead*
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo etc...

I DON'T WANT THAT!!!!!

hah

A strange sense of foreboding

too many moments, where the mind and the rational bound down, strapped down in the straight jacket of inevitability. When both constituents are subjected to this regular treatment, inability to aid the other, you get one simple solution. Laisser faire. even if it pleases neither of you, who said it was always going to? And untill the day

-Msn boxes always popping up in unsuspecting places and at ususpecting times. You are allowed to call it love. Bursting too painful to tell though.

-Going to sleep on an uneasy mind. Not advised

--Making something about yourself when you clearly have nothing to do with it and you make others more upset. Not advised

---Crying when you feel you need it. Advised

----Not being able to cry when you feel you need to. Simply life

7.7.04

My Romance with Mansfield Park

Edmund Bertram: Surely you and I are beyond speaking when words are clearly not enough.
~~~~~~
Fanny Price: Life seems nothing more than a quick succession of busy nothings
~~~~~~
Henry Crawford: Fanny, you have created sensations which my heart has never known before.
Fanny Price: Please.
Henry Crawford: There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.
Fanny Price: Mr. Crawford, do not speak nonsense.
Henry Crawford: Nonsense?
Fanny Price: You are such a fine speaker that I'm afraid you may actually end in convincing yourself.
Henry Crawford: Fanny. You are killing me.
Fanny Price: No man dies of love but on the stage.
~~~~~~
Edmund Bertram: There are as many forms of love as there are moments in time.

The Nutcracker instead of sight

Sight hindering backgrounds. No more awareness of the melancholic details to your sight. Take off you glasses close your eyes if you must. feeling claustrophobic because nothing can change it except for you. Oh wait you do ahve control. Well i don't because i don't want it right now.

Gibberish

little hamsters working away at my brain.
All emotion has come to a standstill long ago
Music barely moves you as you try to move to it.
The ultimate stalemate with life.
can you dwell on it some more, or will it continuously be interrupted by life?
It will be interupted by bowel movements, by needless chores, by some passing flurry of a thought.
Oh isn't it all beautiful. Sadly, actually, its the most beautiful thing you've ever seen in your life.

6.7.04

Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me

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