You tiptoed into the gaudy darkness. You took out your paintbrush and you dipped it into a landscape. You painted over the muck and the madness and made it all stretch out until neither of our visions could focus in on its depth anymore.
You held my hand and we ran through the rain like the first people to have discovered rain and we let it rush through us around us inside of us. It stung and it was relentless, but it was necessary. The rain seeped right into the core and fed it until it became a large and throbbing mass. It just did not stop beat beat beating swelling and shrinking.
It was quiet but ever existant. It knew of life. It knew of you and me. Especially of you and me.
Hug me after I've hugged a tree.
Look at me and soften your eyes until I am so calm that I can see each individual molecule of space in between us, curse it for existing and then hand over my mind to you so that you may wrap it in cloth of your soft spirit.
29.6.07
Facial Expressionist
Heres how you know something witty is about to embark from my lips;
slight crease of corners of the mouth to indicate discrete but clearly visible small smile
millimeter raise of the left eyebrow giving the left eye more room to twinkle
nose flaring because it keeps you more steady on the ground in case the laughter/opposition to said wittisism is too strong.
Barely containable laughter behind said discrete smile.
slight crease of corners of the mouth to indicate discrete but clearly visible small smile
millimeter raise of the left eyebrow giving the left eye more room to twinkle
nose flaring because it keeps you more steady on the ground in case the laughter/opposition to said wittisism is too strong.
Barely containable laughter behind said discrete smile.
18.6.07
16.6.07
Bad Belgian Televion
Here is the the low down of what you're missing, if you're not living in Wallonia:
10:30 am Television
1.TF1 or for the kids TFOU: Bad french cartoon with mediocre animation, mouths do not match the voices.
2. France 2 or KD2A: Some American real people TV show where its dubbed in French and a girl is eating fruity pebbles...WHORE
3. France 3 (with no CRAZY different name for kids...how do they Ever think to get any ratings) : Scooby Doo dubbed in French. Voices reminiscent of the last station.
4. Donna : A radio station they decided to put on TV, half of the time semi good music videos, other half you're watching the people who work at the radio station, ie old men yawing and staring off into space.
5. K : Teaching kids to cook! in dutch! a useless skill, in a useless language!
6. Kanaal 1 : Has turned itself into a Museum channel, where you can see museum exhibitions ON TV!!
7. MCM : Rappers singing "This is why I'm Hot (hot hot) This is why This is why This is why *choke dies* I'm Hot (hot hot)"
8.RTB1: Political interviews!!
9. KANAL EINS: German Zoo show!
10. ZDF: Ohh pretty snow.
11. MTV/Nickelodean: Jimmy Neutron ! Yay crap 3D animations Dubbed in an even crappier french language.
12.CNN: Russia is Rising and CNN goes inside to show you the faces of change!
13. Rai Uno: Made for TV movie dubbed in italian. Something that would be shown on Lifetime.
14. BBC 1: Some kid looking for costumes around the house within a time limit. The SUSPENSE!
15. TV5Monde : French Game show, NOT DUBBED!! Teenagers answering suspiciously complicated questions
16. BBC2: Cooking show, some indian dude and a British dude. Multiculturalism + Male cooks = The ultimate Pride
17.RTL TV1: Ooglee Beetie (ugly Betty) advertised on probably the sketchiest of all the channels
18. Canale 5: French dude talking about beautiful gardens, all the statues decorated with shells..something worth watching! Oh wait nevermind, now theres a gay french guy talking about fleurettes and telling his female co host to hush. Oh my god he's so obnoxious. I have to kill him. ( I...can't....stop....watching)
19.La Deux: OHhh documentary about plate tectonics!! (snoore)
20. Scrambled moviies
21. YES WE'RE FINALLY HERE... EURONEWS!!: The weather (l)
22.RTP Internacional: Portugese channel, with a dude talking in French about music.
23.Kids Club: WACKY RACES!!!!...in French
24. An unknown channel with frozen commercial screens and some Kerazy techno music
25.Plug TV: Playing a pretty damn good song; Lilly by AaRon, got to love that piano
26. LibertyTV: god this is so boring i'm not even going to describe it
27.AB3: Infomercials, god thats all that was missing, some excercise machine...
28. The TV Guide Channel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. God the fuck if I know...some Political shit thingie
30. Ohh its like Christmas, soo many pretty snowflakes
31. " "
32. " "
33. Woo a dating channel, SMS CINDY ;)
THE END
10:30 am Television
1.TF1 or for the kids TFOU: Bad french cartoon with mediocre animation, mouths do not match the voices.
2. France 2 or KD2A: Some American real people TV show where its dubbed in French and a girl is eating fruity pebbles...WHORE
3. France 3 (with no CRAZY different name for kids...how do they Ever think to get any ratings) : Scooby Doo dubbed in French. Voices reminiscent of the last station.
4. Donna : A radio station they decided to put on TV, half of the time semi good music videos, other half you're watching the people who work at the radio station, ie old men yawing and staring off into space.
5. K : Teaching kids to cook! in dutch! a useless skill, in a useless language!
6. Kanaal 1 : Has turned itself into a Museum channel, where you can see museum exhibitions ON TV!!
7. MCM : Rappers singing "This is why I'm Hot (hot hot) This is why This is why This is why *choke dies* I'm Hot (hot hot)"
8.RTB1: Political interviews!!
9. KANAL EINS: German Zoo show!
10. ZDF: Ohh pretty snow.
11. MTV/Nickelodean: Jimmy Neutron ! Yay crap 3D animations Dubbed in an even crappier french language.
12.CNN: Russia is Rising and CNN goes inside to show you the faces of change!
13. Rai Uno: Made for TV movie dubbed in italian. Something that would be shown on Lifetime.
14. BBC 1: Some kid looking for costumes around the house within a time limit. The SUSPENSE!
15. TV5Monde : French Game show, NOT DUBBED!! Teenagers answering suspiciously complicated questions
16. BBC2: Cooking show, some indian dude and a British dude. Multiculturalism + Male cooks = The ultimate Pride
17.RTL TV1: Ooglee Beetie (ugly Betty) advertised on probably the sketchiest of all the channels
18. Canale 5: French dude talking about beautiful gardens, all the statues decorated with shells..something worth watching! Oh wait nevermind, now theres a gay french guy talking about fleurettes and telling his female co host to hush. Oh my god he's so obnoxious. I have to kill him. ( I...can't....stop....watching)
19.La Deux: OHhh documentary about plate tectonics!! (snoore)
20. Scrambled moviies
21. YES WE'RE FINALLY HERE... EURONEWS!!: The weather (l)
22.RTP Internacional: Portugese channel, with a dude talking in French about music.
23.Kids Club: WACKY RACES!!!!...in French
24. An unknown channel with frozen commercial screens and some Kerazy techno music
25.Plug TV: Playing a pretty damn good song; Lilly by AaRon, got to love that piano
26. LibertyTV: god this is so boring i'm not even going to describe it
27.AB3: Infomercials, god thats all that was missing, some excercise machine...
28. The TV Guide Channel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. God the fuck if I know...some Political shit thingie
30. Ohh its like Christmas, soo many pretty snowflakes
31. " "
32. " "
33. Woo a dating channel, SMS CINDY ;)
THE END
15.6.07
Brothers and Sisters
Brothers:
Every guy you dated in the past was good for you, but this guy now, is no good! Stay away from him!
Sisters:
Man this girl is really great for you! and the ones you dated in the past were all bitches.
Every guy you dated in the past was good for you, but this guy now, is no good! Stay away from him!
Sisters:
Man this girl is really great for you! and the ones you dated in the past were all bitches.
11.6.07
5.6.07
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