ISM's

Milllk - { "lisa, what's an enviornmental issue we can debate?" "photosynthesis!" } says:
capitalism - You have 2 cows. You sell one cow and buy 2 bales (sp) of hay
socialism - You have 2 cowns. The government takes one cow, and gives it to your neighbour, who has none
anarchism - You have 3 cows. You shoot your neighbour, and steal his cows.
communism - You have 3 cows. The government takes one, and you never see it again
liberalism - You have 2 cows. The government tries to convince you that you don't need either one
surrealism - You have a giraffe. The government makes you take harmonica lessons