Here is the the low down of what you're missing, if you're not living in Wallonia:
10:30 am Television
1.TF1 or for the kids TFOU: Bad french cartoon with mediocre animation, mouths do not match the voices.
2. France 2 or KD2A: Some American real people TV show where its dubbed in French and a girl is eating fruity pebbles...WHORE
3. France 3 (with no CRAZY different name for kids...how do they Ever think to get any ratings) : Scooby Doo dubbed in French. Voices reminiscent of the last station.
4. Donna : A radio station they decided to put on TV, half of the time semi good music videos, other half you're watching the people who work at the radio station, ie old men yawing and staring off into space.
5. K : Teaching kids to cook! in dutch! a useless skill, in a useless language!
6. Kanaal 1 : Has turned itself into a Museum channel, where you can see museum exhibitions ON TV!!
7. MCM : Rappers singing "This is why I'm Hot (hot hot) This is why This is why This is why *choke dies* I'm Hot (hot hot)"
8.RTB1: Political interviews!!
9. KANAL EINS: German Zoo show!
10. ZDF: Ohh pretty snow.
11. MTV/Nickelodean: Jimmy Neutron ! Yay crap 3D animations Dubbed in an even crappier french language.
12.CNN: Russia is Rising and CNN goes inside to show you the faces of change!
13. Rai Uno: Made for TV movie dubbed in italian. Something that would be shown on Lifetime.
14. BBC 1: Some kid looking for costumes around the house within a time limit. The SUSPENSE!
15. TV5Monde : French Game show, NOT DUBBED!! Teenagers answering suspiciously complicated questions
16. BBC2: Cooking show, some indian dude and a British dude. Multiculturalism + Male cooks = The ultimate Pride
17.RTL TV1: Ooglee Beetie (ugly Betty) advertised on probably the sketchiest of all the channels
18. Canale 5: French dude talking about beautiful gardens, all the statues decorated with shells..something worth watching! Oh wait nevermind, now theres a gay french guy talking about fleurettes and telling his female co host to hush. Oh my god he's so obnoxious. I have to kill him. ( I...can't....stop....watching)
19.La Deux: OHhh documentary about plate tectonics!! (snoore)
20. Scrambled moviies
21. YES WE'RE FINALLY HERE... EURONEWS!!: The weather (l)
22.RTP Internacional: Portugese channel, with a dude talking in French about music.
23.Kids Club: WACKY RACES!!!!...in French
24. An unknown channel with frozen commercial screens and some Kerazy techno music
25.Plug TV: Playing a pretty damn good song; Lilly by AaRon, got to love that piano
26. LibertyTV: god this is so boring i'm not even going to describe it
27.AB3: Infomercials, god thats all that was missing, some excercise machine...
28. The TV Guide Channel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. God the fuck if I know...some Political shit thingie
30. Ohh its like Christmas, soo many pretty snowflakes
31. " "
32. " "
33. Woo a dating channel, SMS CINDY ;)
THE END
16.6.07
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
If you had any idea of the brain-dead options on this side of the pond, you'd thank your lucky stars for the Dutch cooking show!
Hilarious post, by the way...
yes but, i've been on that side of the pond, many years actually, and i assure you, your superbowl commercials and few gems like Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia and The Daily Show, make the rest bareable :) All we have here is the stale remains of once popular TV shows such as the Simpsons and Friends.
THAT IS WHY ALL AMERICANS SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM EUROPE. THE TV IS TOO BAD TOO HANDLE.
Post a Comment