Fuuuuuuu (ck)

I made the fucking most aweSOME observaion, whilst "interacting with certain substances" the other day:
WAIT FOR IT (because its fucking REV-O-LUTE-ZION-ARY)
ok ok ok ok, so right
Theres Cookie Monster right.
From Sesame Street right?
And hes always around all those cookies right?
And when he holds one of these cookies and allegedly eats them,
HE DOESN'T, RIGHT!
He just STUFFS them in his mouth goes CRUNCH CRUNCH
CRUNCH and all those iddy biddy semi invisible cookie crumbles
fly EEEEEEVERYWHERE.
So right, hes called the Cookie Monster, yeah?
But like he doesn't eat cookies!!!
So he should be called like the Nothing Monster...
or...
the anorexic monster...
or something..
you know?