Curiousities found in a 10th grade agenda

-Is your name Fred? Can I call you Fred?
-When I cross the road I feel like I'm in Australia
-Hello I cam from Sweden
- Is that a blague? Or are you rigoling?
-Ich bin der naked goat wo liebt blaue Pumpernickles, aer nur mit Schnitzelsause
-What's brown and sticky? Nigeria in glue?Poo? Nooo my friends - A STICK!
-And then they bargain bought...their lives
-Do you have a 5ft plastic chickon in your head?
- "If i hd a horse I'd horse whip you"
-Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it :D
-We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
-Hah! you didn't get a , because it says you're a retard (en retard)