Lets shed a collective tear towards the Years of Bassamage

Yes children, no, more, history, ever again. Its been nice, its been a ball, a blast even. I threw my historical review notes away in a bin faah faaah away near the lake, it was quite the "historical moment" get it (hahahaha). Well as much as we all loathed studying for this exam, you must admit that we've had some good times.
History related (can You SPOT which fun parts of History these are relevant to?? :P);
Cats of Kilkenny, Hitler's third testicle...or did he only have one? forgot heeh, Mussolinettes, Stalin and "de boys", General Sandwich and Colonel Wellington, man this is hard i can't think of history right now...hmm... oh yeah the armys *as he waved his arms* and Trotsky *as he started to trott* the Great Leap Forward *as he jump forwards*, Lloyd George vs Boy George, and then Deng bobbed back, Mao might have killed millions but Bassam has a weak spot for him so hes definitely an idealist, Stalin was a pragmatist, now to make this very relevan comparison between Hitler and Genghis Khan, its very very important to know the difference between how Chinese is phoneticly spellt and how its been translated (as if Chinese history wasn't gonna screw you over enough, now theres two names for everyone), yet the world wars could ALSO have been known as the Second Thirty Year War, according to A. J. P. Taylor, OGPU (and as Bibi just informs me it was funny because it sounded like dog poo) *giggle*
Pure Bassam
In response to going to the bathroom, "now now, we wouldn't want puddles", as the pencil case falls "whoops there goes your brain", as one scratches ones head " checking for splinters are we?", we're getting a little off subject here but...*30 mins later* and on this very relevant tangent *30 mins later* drinngg. the ever a-la-mode sock filled sandals, the strange pen marks on his bald spot, his amusing wooden stick, the ever lasting puns, relating EVERYTHING in History to Britain, even my Historical Investigation, taking wood from the forest and carrying it on his bicycle. You want to send me an email?...what is this internet you talk of...Oh yes the history, but its all on the website! Unless its the First and the Second world which are in my books, which you can't buy but you can photocopy all 60 pages of.
The Class
Throwing Notes very very discreetely, like via a tipex pen, lol or just the cap of the tipex, or LMAO inside a pencil case. the hole puncher aka the confetti machine aka the screachy noise making machine, the "your face" at the end of every treaty, clause, or alliance eg, Your face's the Triple Alliance, your mom's the Berlin Blockade (ouchh). Playing with the Monkey pen. Now lets conjugate Anshluss, angeschlossen, angeschlüsst (only funny for those taking german and having to suffer through irregular verbs aka Shyam). Doing flirty lippy, necky thing to every male in the room, especially shyam. Putting fun pen marks on bibi-franci's neck. Pushing yasi's chair to the other end of the room. Messin' with Bibi's hair. Franci listening iPod/playing with GameBoy Advance. Amy writing 20 pages in one essay. François' using a childrens book as a source for Historical Investigation and still getting a 7 :P Sending SMS' to each other within the class which say "are you going to history today?". Ieva asking what relevance the current subject has to the IB curriculum. Bibi and her little endearments towards Bassam, "andy and I had a little coffee together at break time"....
Yeah there are tons more which i'm sure we'll be reminded of daily, until then see you next year kids when you don't even Have to take history anymore (w00t).