I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker

[rap]

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
Let the soap operas play in the background 'cause it feels like a person
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
I like to kiss the man I love for the heightened human connection
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
Stay up too late and love to sleep in
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
Given up on diets so I get to eat good food

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
Leave things to the last minute and blame it on other people
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
Have a family
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
Like to blog mediocre shit so that I feel special
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
I sleep when I'm tired
like
now
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