Lalalalallaa *poop* lalalalaa

Interesting useful facts for girls;
-Never brush your teeth in front of men, they find that arousing?
-Never use the word ball or any other connotation of it in any sentence ever, with anyone. You little slut.
-Lip Gloss is shiney and preeety, but not edible (for all those who apply too much, to impress, yet for some reason get disgusted faces after some tongue) HINT HINT
-Do not laugh at a guy who wears make up.First show him you feel for him and only THEN laugh at him. Yes guys wear make up.
According to an italian expert of mine, it is perfectly normal in italy.
-Back in my day, Middle ages, guys liked well rounded women. Today, the fact is, these kinds of women only exist in special places.
Therefore, if u weigh any less than 60 Kilograms its time to fatten up ;) Remind any males around you want lots and lots of chocolate
for Christmas. Life will be easier for the both of you!!