Le Roi de Bullshit

King Arthur and his brave and trustworthy knights.
"Sigh"
They talked. Walked. Talked. Said some beautifully cliché crap that was copy and paste from LOTERR (lotr) and smiled their flashy unknown actors teeth at us to win our hearts and minds when they act badly in their next blockbuster.
But but but, the scene with the breaking ice was sooo cool and then all the bad guys they don't know whats coming and they all die! And then the girl from pirates of the carribean turns into some Xena warrior type girl and her boobs nearly fall out of her top while shesends them arrows PHSSUUW at the bad guys with fire and KABOOM.
Plus she has like the only cool line in the whole movie;
Lancelot looking at yonder evil Saxonians (who has a cool goatee and weird leather jacket): Oh there are a lot of lonely men in that army
Guineviviviireee giving him this cool badass i'm so gonna smack ur ass once we're home kinda look : Oh don't worry i won't let them rape you.
*giggle*
Other than that it rained and rained and rained today and my footsies are cold. Wearing flip flops when the lightening nearly scares the shit out of you earlier in the day, is not a good idea. Unless you want cold footsies. My kitty cat is lying on the leather couch and her white paws are bunched together against her black body like speckles of furry snowflakes in the landskape of fuzzy obscurity. Or its just a cat.