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After having said hi and asked about this particular person on the okcupid dating service (yes i know, but its funny) , they replied;

The words and tunes Are none of my own Though my joys and sorrows bore it. How will I say where I end Or where you begin How will I say, what shall I play Shall it be you or the wild wind? As Pan with the unsane eyes Or with the wild horns Or when I am crowned with the paper crown Or with the crown of thorns. Shall I now put lion's ears upon my ears? hear every sound as a roar Shall I now put mouse's eyes upon my eyes? gauge the moon for size against my paw Please don’t think I’m not your sort You’ll find that sheds are nicer than you thought.

Without having ever talked to this person before;

I hate to bother you with such a request, but I desperately need your help. My peaceful Victorian estate has been overrun by hordes of ravenous zombies! Even now they are attempting to claw their way through my thick oaken bedroom door. I fear that my life is forfeit unless you're willing to help me thwart these evil ghouls. What can you do? Please send me a picture of you doing the Star Trek hand sign. Ridiculous as it may sound, it's the only way I'll be able to vanquish these undead creeps. bonnysnot@hotmail.com is the sacred e-mail address to send your life-saving photo to. I beg you: Don't let me become their next meal!

Sincerely, and desperately,

-Jarvis, the baron who does not wish to become a tasty zombie snack.