and they wonder why i'm going nuts

...HEEEYyy Jennaaaa can I borrow your "Will you hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend" haaaat.....Suuure Maria has one tOooo....Hey MAriiaaaa can I borrow your "Will you hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend" haaaat...NOOO i Don't hAAAVE that haaaaat ....*knock knock* Heyy Naaataliiieee can I borrow your "Will you hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend" haaaat (etc)
Ohh Cute shoes! No nooo they aren't that nice. NO reaaally CUTE SHOES!! EEEK I GUESS!! hahahaa!
*SLAM DOOR* *RUN RUN STOMP STOMP* HEEY LAUREN CAN I BORROW SOME OF YOUR VODKAAAA. LAUUUUREEEN PLEEEASSE
GRAAADUATTIONNNN WOOOOO!!!
*SQUEAAAAALLL*
*RUN RUN STOMP STOPM* LAURAAA !!!....NOooo don't LOOK aT me YET!!!....DOn'T WORRY I'm NOT PRETTYY YET EITHER...NOOooo Don'T LOOKK AT ME YETT... WELL I'M GOING to GO GETT PRETTEEEEEE BYEEEE I LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu
*EEEEEK*
I don't kNOW IF I SHOULD PUT ON JEWELRYY....YOUU SHOULLDLDD.... YEAH BUT i DON'T kknoOWWW... OKkKKkk....
*SLAM DOOR* *SLAM DOOR*
I love tHIS SONG!!! ...YEAAA ITs SO DirTY that I love it