Meeting normal people in Geneva

Guide for all you lonely fahkers out there;
STEP 1. Have one of your fun friends call out to some random group "What language are you speaking?", also known as Ieva
STEP 2. Make sure one of your friends speaks given language (if Swiss German, attempt making up a language with a multitude of li's at the end of each word)
STEP 3. Attempt to learn each others name, hiccup through the middle of it, if there is no way it is going to be pronounced while derunk
STEP 4. Avoid any swigs from strange half empty wine bottles (you winos!)
STEP 5. introduce your new found friends to the local culture (aka, the slimey Arabic guys who will for no fee grope ANYONES butt)
STEP 6. Introduce your (k)new found friends to some of the hot spots in Genveveava. I will be sober one day.
STEP 7. Test out your old jokes on your new friends. If they enjoy you have ensured they are drunk enough and therefore they will most definitely pass out soon (take advantage of this occasion if the situation arises)
STEP 8. If these new found friends are enjoying themselves, you have truely ensured that they are your new found friends and now you must attempt at persuading to them that them having your number will save their lives one day
STEP 9. Make sure that they will be leaving the country in the next 48 Hours. Who knows what fun magical trouble you will get them into before then
STEP 10. Once everyone is happily integrated in a happy family, say good bye. Realise having this much fun will depress you fo the next 3 weeks.
STEP Away ;)