5.3.04

More excitement

Essential Nutrients
You think every task that millions of people have done before, can be done. With a little work and motivation. No Problem. But that is not the case. the IB means to KILL US.
I overdramatise as the average adolescent does, yet it tracks us down, one by one, at our weakest most sentimental moments and intends to roast us on the spit of inevitability.
now you might be thinking; "What the hell is she talking about?". And i say the magical 6 letter word of
Peanut
no not stress
but peanut.
Peanut butter is one of the essential nutrients in any adolescents weekly diet. It involves the sweetness and chewyness any normal meal should give us.
Plus it doesn't talk back and it doesn't tell you you're screwed.
Well, because on one hand you know you're not. You could never let yourself become so irresponsible. (Well atleast i couldn't).
Happiness, sadness and swiss germans.
When a happy person learns about sadness, it strikes them harder than a person who loves depression. In saying this I intend to clarify that being sad, is no fun. It is no fun because no matter how you look at it, you've predicted all the bad things that could happen to you. And not only will they all happen to you. The good thing will only come once you stop thinking about it. And what more would you want to do in a state of sadness than think of something good? When one is a happy, one thinks not of the future, enabling more and more good things to happen. This is when delerium steps in and it whirls up to a massive climax/orgy thing where you can't breathe from the amount of laughing. THis is a good thing BUT. after effects are harsh. Winding back down to normality is like when your brain shrinks back to its normal size after you ego boost from alcohol. Therefore, in intending to have a good time tomorrow, i know full well that either
a) it will not be good, because of the gods of predicted reverse psychology.
b) it will be very good but Sunday will anti climax it so badly you wish you were at one moment forever.
Such thinking and low self confidence result in more stress that not only you didn't want, you have to much of and you're readily dispensing; you're asking for more of, every second of the day, by your twistedly fucking complicated way of thinking.
Another thing i've learnt today. THere are a shit load of Swiss germans out there. Every week i meet two new ones. and not only because this is switzerland. Met one in Australia too. They are here, to take over the world. NO but honestly, imagine if the official language of the UN was Swiss german. THe confusion! the Chaos!
Mein got...li

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