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 RANDOMOSITY TEST by Me

 

INTRO

We've all seen monkeys walking down the street. But how many of us have actually started a conversation with one of them? It might seem silly, but this is the single most important reason as to why you are all...single.

TEST

1.
You're walking down the road and suddenly you see a very hot chick/guy, What are you thinking?

1. That stick on the ground arouses me

2. Man if I could have me a monkey right now
3. W00ties!
4. *blank*

2.
What do you say?
1. Hey Mama !(even if its a guy)
2. Excuse me, know where i might find me a monkey?
3. *giggle* hi *snort*
4. I shall smite thee fore thyn name isth Beezlebub

3.
You walk away content at your new conquest and go in to the local supermarket. You buy;
1. Yes
2. No

4.
After replinishing your empty stomach with that healthy food you decide to;
1. Jump in your batmobile and wear tight leaaather
2. Moonwalk back to that hot piece of Mama
3. Go to McDoodles
4. Meep!

5.
If apples are green and oranges are too, you know that;
1. apples=oranges
2. oranges taste funny when rotten
3. sour goodness
4. MeEep!

6.
What is your opinion on the general status of your mind?
1. Yes
2. No
3. Maybe
4. Ok, OK i admit; SOMETIMES

7.
Guess how many testicles Hitler had;
1. monotesticulAr
2. 2 and a half (yum YUM)
3. 3 like doctor eeevil
4. More?! ewww

8.
I have a mooonkey, I have a mooonkey lalalala and his name is;
1. Bill
2. Bob
3. Simia
4. Aapke

9.
This is a good number, 9 is very lucky, and so are;
1.Clovers
2. bad world leaders
3. bananas
4.duckies

10.
If your bf/gf saw a neon green lycra one piece in the store and your mate told you it turned them on, would you to please him or her, wear it?
1. Clothes?! ewwww
2. I'm a virgin
3. Hell yes, try to find a smaller one for my monkE
4. Man that thing is like a second skin to me

11.
The true question as to whether you're random enough for words is to ask yourself, do you REALLY think normal has any relationship to you?
1. nobody is normal, define normal first blah..blah
2. Click HERE for +99 points (muahahah)
3. Normality is relative to social conditions
4. Monkeys are pretty normal, so why can't i be?

12.
Finish the sentence, or the blanks, or both...^_^ A well rounded ___________ can give rise to a happy ___________
1. pineapple
2. circle
3. chickon
4. bussom

13.
Listen carefully. Do you hear anything?
1. the headless chickons going "peck peck" in brain
2. Bad Popular MusiK
3. My electrik toothbrush on fiaR
4. The sweet symphony of life trickling away

14.
And Finally, when lifes distractions bubble away, and you have but to think of the pure element of life, what do you think of?
1. I ownZ de elaMent
2. Bubbles! my Bubbles!
3. Why am i taking this test again?
4. Man's philosophy is barely part of the universe

RESULTS

Oh Poop, nO results. But if it makes you feel any better, you already failed BEING ALIVE HAhhahahaha *cough choke* ahem. What i diplomaticly Meant to say, is that every person is an individual and no matter how hard you try at the bullshit that lies above, you'll never be able to read my mind, so you're definitely a lucky induh vidual.