Ach, the irony of it all

1. Woman who isn't paranoid
So i'm sitting there in the tram, minding my own business letting the genevan landscape catch my daydream, when SUDDENLY a woman sits infront of me. Which is all dandy because that happens quite a lot you know ;). So i'm thinking , hm, thats quite weird, she was sitting up front before. So she apparantly reads my mind, and turns around and says (in french for those of you really wanting the story to be accurate) " Yeah i'm sorry about sitting infront of you but that creep sitting over there " points " is really bugging me, he KEEPS on turning around to look at me". She turns back. Two seconds later , "Yeah some people, I'm sorry but they really are weird even though i'm sure they don't want ot be". Turns back, whipping hair in my face, turns to face me again, "No those creepy old guys I don't know what htey want from me" Same motions. "Not to be paranoid but some people really" Same motions " No but take advantage of your youth, because when you get to my age, everyyy things downhill". Continues muttering to herself.

2. No Pickpockets allowed in Geneva
Ever since i was a little girl, and aware to the existance pickpocketeurs, i new they didn't really exist. Not in Geneva at least. My friends got pickpockets, weird overtly wanting to be pickpockted tourists got pickpocketed, but they didn't really exist because in my mind i told them not to. Today one existed, he pickpocketed me in some fair thingie by the lake. Only ID card a hassle. But it doesn't really bother me. They've left me alone for 13 years. But to pick pocket me 1 month before i leave, maybe its linking to all my childhood beliefs being shattered. *sniff* tear tear